Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
   The courage to change the things I cannot accept
   And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
   I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

   And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
   As they may be connected to the ass 
that I may have to kiss  tomorrow.

   Help me to always give 100% at work....12% on Monday, 23% on
   Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays
  
and help me to remember....

   When I'm having a really bad day,
   And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
   That it takes 42 muscles to frown
   And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.

  Amen
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