The journey of a thousand miles begins 
 with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

It's always darkest before dawn. 
 So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper,
that's the time to do it.

  It's a small world.
So you gotta use your elbows a lot.

  We are born naked, wet, and hungry.
Then things get worse.

  No one is listening until you make a mistake.

  Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

 Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve
as a warning to others.

  It is far more impressive when others 
discover your good qualities
without your help.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive,
try missing a couple of car payments.

  If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. 

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again,
then it probably was worth it. 

If you haven't much education you must use your brain.

You can't strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

Who gossips to you will gossip of you.

When someone says, "Do you want my opinion?" 
 it's always a negative one.

      When someone is having a bad day, be silent, 
sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

   The word-listen-contains the same letters
as the word-silent.

  The trouble with work is 
- it's so daily -

The difference between ordinary and-extraordinary
is that little-extra

   Scientists say one out of every four people is crazy.
Check three friends and if they are OK,
then you're it.

Pain and suffering is inevitable but misery is optional.
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