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"Johnny, where's your homework?" 

Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand.

"My dog ate it,"

was his solemn response.

"Johnny, I've been a teacher for eighteen years.

Do you really expect me to believe that?"

"It's true, Miss Martin, I swear,"

insisted Johnny.

"I had to force him, but he ate it!"


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