1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10
2.
When your dad is mad and asks you,
"Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. - Michael, 14
3.
Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14
4.
Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9
5.
Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13
6.
Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13
7.
Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10
8.
When your mom is mad at your dad,
don't let her brush your hair. - Taylia, 11
9.
Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as
your school assignment. - Traci, 14
10.
Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers.
- Mitchell, 12
11.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
- Andrew, 9
12.
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
- Kyoyo, 9
13.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
- Armir, 9
14.
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
- Kellie, 11
15. If
you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
- Naomi, 15
16.
Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
- Lauren, 9
17.
Don't pick on your sister when she's
holding a baseball bat. - Joel, 10
18.
When you get a bad grade in school,
show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
- Alyesha, 13
19.
Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8
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